top 5 weirdest internet experiences:

one time I got the scat community (there is a scat community) angry at me because I very adamantly wrote in an anal sex guide that people should clean out their buttholes entirely or near-entirely before doing it, and by normalizing an anti-poop sex mindset I was shaming and stigmatizing their lifestyle

but, you know, I've had eight years to look back on that incident. after several periods of deep reflection, I've decided that I don't feel bad at all.